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Quizz, Jokes and Fun Page

Try and see if you can answer these questions and click over to quiz page to see the answers. Good Luck.

1. Which vegetable is an emblem of Wales?

2. In which English county is the holiday resort of Skegness?

3. What would you be drinking if you ordered a ?Lapsang Su Shung??

4. Sienna is a shade of what colour?

5. Which South African word means ?Separate Developement??

6. In which country was Pravda a newspaper?

7. In Rugby Union what colour jerseys are worn by the Welsh team?

8. Which sport is played by the Washington Redskins?

9. What is the square of 12?

10. What was the 2nd James Bond film to be made?

11. Whose wedding on her 30th birthday to her long time boyfriend Paul was postponed in 1991?

12. Kenneth Tynan was the first person to do what on TV?

13. What was the name of Britains first spacewoman?

14. Which Yorkshire town has licorice sweets named after it?

15. What is the postcode for Bristol, UK?

16. What do Coburg, Vienna, Cottage and Bloomer have in common?

17. What is the name of the system of healing based on manipulation of bones?

18. What do we call the place the Germans call Scwarzwald?

19. What type of fastener was invented by Judson in 1891?

20. Whose mother was Mrs Frances Shand-Kydd?

21. In biology, approximately how many bones are there in the average adult human body - 200 or 400?

22. Which word refers to a person who idles their time away and a moccasin-shaped leather shoe?

23. In which European country was the actor Antonio Banderas born?

24. In film, Hitchcock's 'Vertigo' was made in which decade?

25. The voices of Minnie Driver, George Clooney and Eric Idle feature in the 1999 film version of which TV cartoon?

26. When cream is churned to produce butter what type of milk is left over?

27. The 1985 film 'The Colour Purple' was based on a novel by which author?

28. Which style of shoe heel is a known as 'Little Dagger' in Italian?

29. In 1995, which US actress starred in the romantic comedy 'While You Were Sleeping'?

30. According to the proverb, what have to be broken in order to make an omelette?

Jokes Section

While sitting on the train one day, the man next to me started screaming, "Call me a doctor! Call me a doctor!"

I asked, "Are you sick?"

"No," he replied, "I just graduated from medical school.

Waiter Waiter Jokes

Waiter, my plate's wet!
That's not wet, sir - that's the soup!
Waiter, send the chef here. I wish to complain about this disgusting meal.
I afraid you'll have to wait, sir. He's just popped out for his dinner.
Waiter, do you call this a three-course meal?
That's right, sir. Two chips and a pea.
Waiter, this soup tastes funny?
So why don't you laugh?
Waiter, there's a bird in my soup.
That's all right, sir. It's bird's nest soup.
Waiter, there's a dead beetle in my soup.
Yes sir, they're not very good swimmers.
Waiter, there's a fly in my soup!
Well, keep quiet about it or everyone will want one...
Waiter, this coffee tastes like mud!
I'm not surprised, sir, it was ground only a few minutes ago
Waiter, your tie is in my soup!
That's all right, sir, it's not shrinkable.
Waiter, your thumb's in my soup!
That's all right, sir, it's not hot.
Waiter, what's this in my soup?
I'm not sure, sir, I can't tell one bug from another.
Waiter, this bun tastes of soap.
That's right, sir - it's a bathbun.
Waiter, there's a twig in my soup.
Yes, sir, we've got branches everywhere.

CMSS Latest News

Updated June 2010

Jamboree 2010

Would you like to be involved in a fun packed day for all the family? If your answer is yes then your in luck. CMSS's Jamboree is only three weeks away. On Saturday 3rd July we will be hosting our anual event, with activities ranging from live music, Tombola, horse racing, raffles, food, bbq, Bar and much much more. So come on down and have some fun in the name of a good cause. If you would like to make a contribution or sponsor any part of this event then please contact Naheed on 0208 8663711 or naheedjudge@hotmail.com

CMSS Lease

We are pleased to announce that our CMSS lease has been renewed for another 5 years until September 2014. This will enable us to further develop and utilise our independent living skills area and our computer suite.

PLEASE HELP!

We are currently looking for a community based building in Central Harrow for our Harrow Community Links Project. This will need to be accessible with accessible, disabled toilets, and be available Monday to Friday 9am-3pm. If you know of any building or large hall, which is available, or is likely to become available in the near future, please contact Betty Morris or Naheed Judge on 02088663711 for further details.

Can you help?

Have you been attending CMSS for 50 years? Has your family been involved with CMSS for many years? We are currently in the process of publishing a book about the history of CMSS and we need any old newspaper cuttings, photographs, letters, or anyting related to the history of CMSS. Please could you forward these to Betty Morris and we will photocopy them with your permission, and give the originals back to you.

Northwood Project Piloted Sept 09

We have implemented our 5th Community Based Northwood Service to provide a service to those clients who require a programme of less physically demanding activities.